Property Description:
Welcome to 2126 Hanby St, where dreams go to... well, you decide. Ever wanted a project that'll consume every ounce of your sweat and equity? Look no further!
Features Include: Repairs:$20-25k for 2024 standards. Tape and Paint.
Title is a clear as bud light. This is Florida
Vacant. Except of Alligators, swamp rats, and one social media influences saying the Florida housing market is crashing.
A Yard Full of "Character": Who needs a landscaped oasis when you can have a jungle? Embrace the wild with overgrown plants that may or may not be hiding lost civilizations.
Vintage Interior: Step inside to witness decor choices that haven't seen an update since bell-bottoms were in style— the first time. Wallpaper peeling just enough to give that rustic, "lived-in" feel.
Open Concept Living: And by open, we mean the critters have free reign. Enjoy the surprise visits from nature's little friends who've made themselves at home.
State-of-the-Art Amenities: If "state-of-the-art" means appliances that belong in a museum, then yes! Marvel at the antique stove that's a fire hazard waiting to happen.
Custom Flooring: Uneven tiles and squeaky floorboards add a musical element to your daily strolls through the house. Who needs a gym membership when balancing is this challenging?
Natural Lighting: Plenty of it, especially through the cracks and holes you’ll find artfully scattered in the roof and walls. Who needs windows when the structure itself lets the sunshine in?
But wait, there's more! 3 bedrooms (you can add an extra bed easy !) 🛏
Mysterious Odors: A unique bouquet of scents that'll keep you guessing. Is that mold, mildew, or memories? Your nostrils will never be bored!
Prime Location: Situated conveniently in a place you'll struggle to find on a map, ensuring privacy from, well, everyone.
Investment Opportunity: Perfect for those looking to pour endless amounts of cash into a black hole of renovations. Flip this house? More like flip out trying!
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime (and hopefully never again) opportunity to own a piece of... something. If you've got the vision—or a hazmat suit—2126 Hanby St is calling your name!
Act now! Properties like this—thankfully—don't come around too often.